…joke time!!! LOL c”,)
You know you live in 2007 when…
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years
3) The real reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don’t have a screen name
4) you’d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just [...]
…joke time!!! LOL c”,)
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how
many will be left?”
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then [...]
…joke time!!! LOL c”,)
~DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN…
“DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad,
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, “Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!”
“Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up [...]
joke time!!!
BILL GATES RECRUITS A NEW CHAIRMAN
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new
Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is
MARIO DIMACULANGAN.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2,000 people leave the room.
MARIO says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but [...]
