…joke time!!! LOL c”,)

February 10, 2008 By admin

LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1)

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you
shoot one of them, how
many will be left?”
She calls on little Ralphy.

He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”

The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then little RALPHY says, “I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately
licking the sides of the
triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the
ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s
gobbled down the top
and sucked the cone.”

To which Little RALPHY replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the
wedding ring on,” but I
like your thinking.” lolz